I hate cooking. If it was up to me, every meal would be cereal or something pre-made and frozen. My culinary skills range from the microwave to the toaster. In fact, I have messed up with the microwave more than once, beleive it or not. Only recently have I mastered frying an egg (and that took a long time, mind you!). Everything I have ever cooked turns out inedible or I just give up because it's 8:00 and make myself some toast. I made pancakes once. A word to the wise; baking soda is NOT the same thing as baking powder. Salty and bitter pancakes...lesson learned. Yes, everything from burnt cookies, to brick-hard soy-chicken breasts, I have done.
So there. Now you know. Go ahead and judge me, but if you do, be careful what you eat! ;)