...With a girl in my third period fashion class went something like this:
Girl: So yeah, the cops totally showed up and everything. It was totally crazy!
Me: Oh, was that at your New Years Eve party?
Me: Yeah, I was going to go to a party, but all my plans fell through.
Girl (following up an earlier conversation): I'm sorry (not at all sorry), but I still can't see you going to a party. Except if it was like, a tea party.
*people were standing around listening this whole time, by the way*
Girl: Yeah, like look at you with your pearls and everything. I can totally like see you as more of a sorority girl.
Me (sarcastically imitating her, because at this point I was getting a little miffed): Um, like, yeah...I totally love going to the Country Club for lunch banquets hahahaha!
Girl: Ehmagawd yeah I can totally see you doing that lolz!
Later, my friends, who had heard this whole conversation take place supported me and told me how rude they thought she was. But I don't mind all that much. This is practically a complement anyway. In fact, if I was a totally different person, I might have done something like this:
Me: Oh, HAHAHA you are SO FUNNY. Well. I'd rather be that then a pretentious little partying slut-faced-hoe-bag-who-brags-about-getting-drunk-and-being-taken-advantage-of.
But alas, I am not that person. And that would not be proper, would it? (What would Muffy say?!)